We’re Never Going to Get this Grave Robbed if You Keep Staring at Your Phone
You see? That’s the problem with people your age. You’re standing around looking at your phone when you should be helping your cool, beer-buying cousin rob this grave. We drove all the way out here and...
View ArticleThis Divorce is Brought to You by Splenda
There’s no getting around it, what I’m about to tell you is going to be difficult to hear. Your mother and I have decided to get a divorce. Now, I’m not going to sugar coat it, we’re all adults here...
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